// terms
terms.
short version: buy our pops, eat our pops, enjoy our pops. don't do anything weird. if something goes wrong, email us before you sue us — we'll fix it.
using the site
you have to be old enough to legally enter a contract where you live (typically 18). if you're younger, get a parent.
orders + payment
- prices and stock can change. we honor the price you saw at checkout.
- we may refuse or cancel any order. the most likely reason is we're out of stock and the inventory hasn't caught up yet — we'll refund and tell you.
- payment is processed by stripe under their terms.
shipping + returns
see the shipping policy and refund policy.
health + medical
kiwi pop contains real functional ingredients (theobromine, kava, ginseng, b12, magnesium, taurine, electrolytes) and sugar alcohols (isomalt, xylitol). it is candy with a payload, not a drug, and not medical advice. if you have a condition, are pregnant, are on medication, or have a sensitivity to sugar alcohols, ask your doctor before eating functional candy. we're not them. xylitol is toxic to dogs — keep these away from pets.
liability
to the extent the law allows, our liability for anything related to the site or the product is capped at what you paid. we don't warrant the site is bug-free or always available.